everyone remain calm. the religious right is here for you. we will make all those upsetting pictures of breasts, vulvas, and penisi go away.
we understand the nearly every human being on earth is thoroughly disgusted by the sight of other nude humans. we know that deep down inside that most rational people dont like to hear profanity or blasphemy, or even see it spelled.
we feel the same way, and we are here to protect you from the Godless heathens roaring at us through the Willful Wicked Web.
salvation is at hand. please refrain from thinking about your private parts, and the private parts of other people. sexuality is a filthy, forbidden act that god only allows every now and then for survival purposes.
let your minds be free. (of anything that might make you human)
AMEN.


if you think censorship sucks, please upload the "censored" pic for your profile.